I have composed a list of aspirations of which I, with all vigor and resolve, will endeavor to achieve by the end of this month.
- Climb more than halfway up a tree
- Learn bird talk
Sleep under human’s bed
Sleep on human’s bed Sleep in the corner of human’s room Sleep in other corner Sleep in dark corner Sleep in cool corner
- Be faster than a bird
- DESTROY THE EVIL GLASS DOOR
- Catch all the flies
- Learn how to jump higher
- Take the barn back from the noisy, large birds
- Tell the black and white, stinky cat to stop eating my food
- Tell the big, loud bird to stop screaming every morning
- Run for more than 3 yards
- Get human to keep my food dish FULL at all times
- Find my Miss Bennet
If any have such a list as this, I wish you all success. May you achieve the fluffiest of goals!